WHERE
ARE
THE
TURTLES

vvorldwideweb:

delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself from your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, forget about them, you’re better off

(via 314eater)

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Posted
6 hours ago
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via humoristics)

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100999
Posted
8 hours ago

things white ppl say in movies

girl:what are you doing?
boy:something i should have done a long time ago
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Posted
8 hours ago

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via 314eater)

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Posted
16 hours ago
tastefullyoffensive:

"Can you please open the bag?" [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Can you please open the bag?" [via]

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1 day ago

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

(via thatsqualitystuff)

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Posted
1 day ago

sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via thelaughingfreckle)

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Posted
1 day ago

every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

(via trolling-potato)

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Posted
1 day ago

bartokthecat:

All the cool cats wear glasses

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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Posted
1 day ago

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via g-iggle)

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Posted
1 day ago

seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

(via interwebpunk)

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Posted
1 day ago

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

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1 day ago